We don’t collect information on you so don’t even send us any. We don’t want stuff cluttering up the place.
We don’t know your name and we don’t care. Don’t bother us with your private info. Especially photos. Even if you mail your data in to us we’re still not selling it for you.
We don’t save your conversations or even read them. We can’t and anyway we have our own stuff to read.
What else?
We’re not a commercial organisation. We’re an independent public conceptual art project. We only accept money in large amounts. So take note, Creative Scotland.
(We don’t have naked people. But we can get them if we have to.)
So don’t send us donations, instead buy yourself a nice drink while you carefully consider what Prof Robert Burns is telling you. He knows what he’s talking about.
The one thing you should remember is that we can find you if we need to. We’re not dumb. We’d go to the trouble to do that and publicise the matter if you are behaving suspiciously and appear to have a bad agenda.
So behave if you’re the kind of organisation that likes to make trouble. You know who you are.
We don’t really like to be contacted and we never answer questions that Prof Robert Burns can answer instead. That’s what he’s here for. He’s really smart. We do read friendly messages but we probably won’t reply unless we really have to. We’ll be thinking of you though!
We do like creative ideas. We never appear in public so don’t invite us anywhere. Prof Robert Burns doesn’t either.
We do exchange links with other Scottish Independence sites.
And we give witty and outrageous press interviews. With facts.
